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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CYBER ON HILLY'S HOOKERS OR ANY WIKI ASSOCIATED WITH HILLY'S HOOKERS. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.



NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2005-02-02 [bitchy_girl69]: lol....

2005-02-03 [Yanaba]: yes, and tip her too, our she-pimp needs the money!

2005-02-03 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...fun fun fun

2005-02-03 [Aleka]: 8)... tips are nice... ;)

2005-02-03 [bitchy_girl69]: yea....lol

2005-02-03 [Pedito]: her tips are me being her bf, and her love

2005-02-03 [bitchy_girl69]: lol....ok....thats some good tips

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: hmmm... you better take her out sometimes... but that might be considered pay....

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: jewelry....teddy bears....food....money, it's all good :)

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... definitly.... though i'd be happy with just a random flower on a random day

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...yea...

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: aw....have some random guy stick it in your locker w/ pictures of you like in that foamy cartoon....lol just playing. ;)

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: that would be sweet....except for the foamy cartoon thing.....and the pics of me....that would be kinda creepy...but all the rest would be really sweet...as long as u find out who the person is at some point in time...and yea

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... yeah

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: yea

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: and they weren't some freaky ass stalker dude.... sorry random note....

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: lol

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: yea...lol

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....anyway... i want a teddy bear! i want one now!!...

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: i do too!!!

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ...i may have over a hundred soft cuddly teddies but i want a new one!

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: one directly from the drier so it's nice and fluffy and warm....or i could just wash my dog and cuddle up with him lol

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... your doggy is so cute!

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...mine is ugly and fat...

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: my doggy is cute as welll... i'm sorry you have an ugly fat one...

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...its ok

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: aw......no, no doggie can be ugly, even ugly doggies have cutness

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....no i disagree... there are some pretty ugly dogs out there

2005-02-04 [bitchy_girl69]: ewww...lol..

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: hmmm.....i don't wanna know

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: lol... sure you don't!

2005-02-04 [Yanaba]: damn it!!! ok tell me!

2005-02-04 [Aleka]: ....umm theres this one dog that is soooo ugly... i'll email some pictures to you sometime

2005-02-06 [bitchy_girl69]: my dog is a fat begeal..and she looks like she ahs glasses...she was cute when we got her....then she got fat...and yea

2005-02-07 [Legacy Rite]: I have a boxer thats registered and beautimous but the first one that he was bred with was just fugly

2005-02-07 [Aleka]: ....i have an austrailian shepard who is grogeous!! even if he is an inch taller than he is suppose to be.... he isn't the runt he was suppose to be.. depressing i know

2005-02-07 [Legacy Rite]: Mine was the runt now he stands three fott tall at the shoulder

2005-02-07 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-02-07 [Legacy Rite]: Hey i in a new band and if you dont mind to teribly much could yall stop by my house and peak in my diarry an dtell me waht yall think

2005-02-07 [Pedito]: too bad i'm all the way in washington

2005-02-07 [Legacy Rite]: How so?

2005-02-07 [Aleka]: lol... umm i think he means his elftown house.....

2005-02-07 [Legacy Rite]: Yep that one

2005-02-07 [Aleka]: oh your lyrics are really nice... what type of music does your band do?

2005-02-08 [bitchy_girl69]: ur in washington???

2005-02-08 [Pedito]: yep

2005-02-08 [Legacy Rite]: Rock kind of seether voclas with metal riffs and melodies

2005-02-08 [Legacy Rite]: rock kind of a hybrid a of seether and aslipknot vocals on some truly meal riffs and melodies

2005-02-08 [Pedito]: and what are you talking about

2005-02-08 [Aleka]: .... i asked him a question and he answered it... read above my friend... i wanna hear you guys sometime... i like those bands 8)

2005-02-08 [Balthizar]: HI!!! whats the current discussion?

2005-02-08 [Pedito]: a monkeys rump that is what we are discussing

2005-02-08 [Aleka]: ...no i don't believe thats right... i don't think i'd enjoy that type of conversation....

2005-02-09 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...i dont know if i would either

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: That would be a seriously weird convo though.

2005-02-09 [bitchy_girl69]: yea....it would....maybe we should tlk about it.................................NAH...lets not

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: Ues lets not.....monkeys scare me

2005-02-09 [bitchy_girl69]: lol....

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ...and lets not even get into the feelings their ass inspires within me... ick

2005-02-09 [bitchy_girl69]: their ass inspires u???what???

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ....no no no... the feelings it inspires in me.... inspires as in effects me... not in a good way... you know... inspires... inspiration can be a bad thing... ugh nvm

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: Yes it can be a bad thing

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: IM not sure i lik ehow the man whore contest pole is turning out

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ...hey don't blame me... i voted for superhero costumes.... and it was winning... and now its not *tear*

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: IM not sure i lik ehow the man whore contest pole is turning out

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ...hey look double!!

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: I was all for the fireman....now its Underwear modeling....I would have dificulties with that one

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: yea i had to refresh the screen and it sent it again

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ...ehh... i'm dreading what some of the man whores are gonna have on for the category.... boxers and briefs are fine but i don't know if it'll stay in that area... knowing a few of em i'm dreading it....

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: KNow what you mean....My problem lies in being from texas

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ....ummm... okay... i'm from texas... but i don't understand why that would be a problem.. 8)... ...yeah

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: I was raised in wranglers that have to be cut off and painted on...in this area you kinda of lear quick that if you cant pinch an inche of denim its a good bet that thiers nothin underneath

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: ....lol....ummm...you could go buy some..... i'd rather that than umm well nothing... nothing i think might violate the rules me and berni will have to set up....

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: I would Probably just done one in a pair of cut off jeans

2005-02-09 [Aleka]: good good (i gtg ttyl)

2005-02-09 [Legacy Rite]: Later

2005-02-09 [bitchy_girl69]: ok...

2005-02-09 [Pedito]: yar to you ALL

2005-02-10 [Aleka]: yar?? hmmm... umm whats that mean?

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: Its kinda Like Grrr,

2005-02-10 [Aleka]: grr.... and yar.... are you a pirate?

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: nope were just men

2005-02-10 [bitchy_girl69]: i always say grrr...and im not a pirate...or a man...so :P

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: good point guys just say it to buy time ,,,,me i say yt cause im irish

2005-02-10 [bitchy_girl69]: ok....

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: ANd im a man whore so it part of the ocupation

2005-02-10 [bitchy_girl69]: ok...well...im a woman hooker!!

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: So you know whati mean then....Some noises drive some people crazy

2005-02-10 [bitchy_girl69]: yeaw

2005-02-10 [Legacy Rite]: I take you are also bored

2005-02-10 [mist of heaven]: 110

2005-02-10 [Pedito]: 110? what about 12. is 12 not good enough for you? or what about 96? You hate that # aswell?

2005-02-10 [Aleka]: hey hey calm down... its only a number

2005-02-11 [Yanaba]: hey....i'm confused...what's going on??

2005-02-11 [Legacy Rite]: got me

2005-02-11 [bitchy_girl69]: im confused too.....whats with the numbers???

2005-02-11 [Yanaba]: i don't know......and noises?? or something....i'm so lost

2005-02-11 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...yea

2005-02-11 [Aleka]: ...ummm... 8D... i'm to lazy to explain

2005-02-11 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-11 [hot_playa911]: any girls wanna cyber

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: ALEKA!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAT?!

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: samee's gay!?

2005-02-11 [Legacy Rite]: WHAt!

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: NU!!!! *runs after Balth* I'm not gay you dipshit!! j/k....In one month I turn 14!!!

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: ohhhh.....YAY!!

2005-02-11 [Aleka]: lol!! you can almost cyber!! on your cyber page!!!

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: YAY!!!!! But I think I'm gonna start to know my customers first because some people have actually gotten obssesed.

2005-02-11 [Aleka]: ....oh... eww... thats no good!!! definitly avoid the clingy creepy ones if you can

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: ^^ Will do....and it's been proven that conversation before sexual interactio of any kind increase a man's pleasure..

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: as i almost found out.....><

2005-02-11 [Aleka]: lol... well you want to give them the best that you can so i guess making them talk before cybering is to their benefit

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: As well as mine. ^^ And Josh, you get wood from wood so...you don't really need talking

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: Oo???nvm i dont want to know now

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: Desk...LOL

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: ohh that...grrrrrrr

2005-02-11 [Hermes322]: I told you I would never let you live that down *hugs*

2005-02-11 [Balthizar]: *hugs* i figured that...and you do know how that sounds right?

2005-02-12 [Hermes322]: Yeah I know....

2005-02-12 [Aleka]: .............do i want to know......?

2005-02-12 [Balthizar]: .......here, the desks at my school....leave no room to breath

2005-02-12 [Aleka]: ..............

2005-02-12 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-13 [Hermes322]: or other things....

2005-02-13 [Balthizar]: other things?

2005-02-13 [Aleka]: ...............i'm confused

2005-02-13 [Legacy Rite]: I think shes saying that the desk leave no room for expansition

2005-02-13 [Hermes322]: ....Who are you calling a he??? *sharpens knife*

2005-02-13 [Balthizar]: *cringe*

2005-02-13 [Legacy Rite]: *cowers*

2005-02-13 [Hermes322]: *gets a whip*WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HE?!

2005-02-14 [Yanaba]: wow....desk....um...okay, i think i filled in the blanks....so how's it going?

2005-02-14 [bitchy_girl69]: wow....thats a little weird

2005-02-14 [Yanaba]: the desk thing...yes, i imagine it would be...but it does seem to be one of many people's fantasies.

2005-02-14 [Legacy Rite]: n..n..not you ummm balthizar

2005-02-14 [Balthizar]: yah...desk's arnt in my fantasy's

2005-02-14 [Legacy Rite]: * wipes sweat from brow* I apologize if i umm if i insulted you i ask for your forgivness Samee

2005-02-14 [bitchy_girl69]: ok....

2005-02-14 [Legacy Rite]: I fear the whip

2005-02-14 [Aleka]: whips... fear... that makes sense...

2005-02-14 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: some ppl like whips....me i think they hurt....yeah

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ...i'm not into that kinky stuff... well i've never actually done it so i might be... but i prefer to think that i'm not

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...iv never done ne of it either....and yea

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: yeah.......no...no whips for berni...owie!!!

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ...but what if they whip you gently?? o.O

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: is there such a thing?

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: uh.....i don't know......

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ...neither do i... but i'm sure it might be possible

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: i think ppl would use something softer in that case.....i suppose????? *shrugs shoulders*

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: really? like what do you think?

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: um....a rope????? or a string???

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: a string....lol

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: it has the same coposition as a whip basically...u just wouldn't feel it...

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: well I guess no one misses me sad very sad

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: hey look it's u!!! where u been???

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: well every time I come on here no one is on or they do not respond to me

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: ??? i've haven't seen you on here in a long time.....

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: well thats because you always seem to log off when I get on

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: huh?

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: yea

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ...i've only seen you once and you logged off before i could talk to you!

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: well you did not send me anything and that is why I have not been on much because it takes me severil days before I even get 4 e-mails

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: that sucks....lol....

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: aw...poor tdd

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: ya it does plus it seemed like I had to help every one but not many people if any would help me out

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: yea

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ...8( poor devil... i sent you stuff... your my man whore i wouldn't forget you

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: ya I know you did thanks

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: aw...we missed u....:)

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: thanks but I am almost over it now

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: lol... ouch...

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: what do you mean by that

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: you got over believing you were unmissed so fast... i guess it was a good thing now that i think about it

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: ya it is but I am still a little sad

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: lol

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: aww... *huggles devil*

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: thanks* hugs back* plus I just broke up with my gf of 6 months on sunday. the longest relashonship I have ever been in

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: o.....im sry....that must really suck....especially since today is v-day

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: yes it does so today has sucked big time

2005-02-15 [bitchy_girl69]: yea

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: *huggles devil* again

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: aw....that would suck...i'm sorry! *hugs*

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: thanks* gets a big smile on my face*

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: yay! i made him smile!!!

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: lol!! aww berni's so happy about that! its cute

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: * smiles and holds my hands over something*

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: lol

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: what

2005-02-15 [Yanaba]: *smiles*

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: ;)... i have no idea whats going on now

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: ok you must want to see it then

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: .....see it?

2005-02-15 [tomfucker]: nothing

2005-02-15 [Aleka]: sure....

2005-02-16 [bitchy_girl69]: lol...i got that one....lol...

2005-02-16 [Hermes322]: DEVIL DOG!!

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